Application to Date My Daughter
Application to Date My Daughter
Application to Date My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME _______________________________
DATE OF BIRTH ___________________
2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________
I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _________________
DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK_____________________
5. HOME ADDRESS _________________________
CITY/STATE ______________
ZIP __________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___
If No, EXPLAIN ________________________
______________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married________
8. Do you own a van? ______
A truck with oversized tires? ______
A waterbed? _________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo?
__________
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
___________________________________
___________________________________
___________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
___________________________________
____________________________________
_____________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
__________________________________
___________________________________
____________________________________
12. Church you attend ________________________
How often do you attend ______________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? _____________________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is
___________________________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my
____________________________
c) A woman's place is in the
_____________________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
______________________________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
_______________________
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
____________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
________________________________________
Signature( That means your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might want to watch your back).
Do you still want to date my daughter?:
_____ Yes, please accept my application
_____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME _______________________________
DATE OF BIRTH ___________________
2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________
I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _________________
DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK_____________________
5. HOME ADDRESS _________________________
CITY/STATE ______________
ZIP __________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___
If No, EXPLAIN ________________________
______________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married________
8. Do you own a van? ______
A truck with oversized tires? ______
A waterbed? _________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo?
__________
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
___________________________________
___________________________________
___________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
___________________________________
____________________________________
_____________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
__________________________________
___________________________________
____________________________________
12. Church you attend ________________________
How often do you attend ______________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? _____________________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is
___________________________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my
____________________________
c) A woman's place is in the
_____________________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
______________________________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
_______________________
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
____________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
________________________________________
Signature( That means your name, moron)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might want to watch your back).
Do you still want to date my daughter?:
_____ Yes, please accept my application
_____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...
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